Monday, February 26, 2007

Fragment 214

Academic Grafitti
(with apologies to Uncle Wiz)

Thomas Ruggles Pynchon
Hasn't got an inch on
Slothrop's hard on.
I beg your pardon!

* * *

Iris Murdoch
Ate some burdoch
And went to bed
With a sore head.

* * *

The American Saul Bellow
Was a jolly good fellow.
Unlike his compatriots
Who are mostly bloody idiots.

* * *

Charles Dickens
Didn't leave much pickins
For writers who came arter,
The dirty blarter.

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